
Quack Translatot
โThis team designed a duck translator. So that we can also understand what the ducks are quacking about, barely. โ
A research project into the
profound impact of utterly
pointless things.

Real humans. Real silliness. Scientifically documented.

โThis team designed a duck translator. So that we can also understand what the ducks are quacking about, barely. โ
โA website that says No 364 days a year. On Christmas Day it says Yes. Someone is paying for the hosting.โ
โPierce Brosnan started appearing in the AJ and Smart office. Mugs, fridge magnets, Christmas baubles. Then Pierce Brosnan items began arriving from clients. Nobody knows why. Nobody has ever walked out because of it.โ
โMy friend logged into a big client call. The senior creative director was not there. The screen showed his empty desk. Then he popped up from underneath and went BOOOOO. Her favourite meeting of all time.โ
โAn artist developed a 33-category classification system for abandoned shopping carts. There is a field guide. There is a transitional sequence diagram. There is a book.โ
โTwo strangers, opposite sides of the planet, placed bread on the ground at mathematically precise points so the Earth sat between the slices. Two months of coordination. One sandwich.โ
โSomebody bought a metal plaque, picked a font, drilled it into a tree, and the plaque just said "The Tree". I think about it every day.โ

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